Salazar's Juice Bar (At the End of the Universe)

Type: Business — Entertainment Complex (Bars, Restaurants, Market, Theme Park) Location: South Concourse, ~1,414 miles northwest of downtown Kila Vas Founder: Sal Izzar ("Salazar") Status: Canon (confirmed by creator)

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Overview

Salazar's began as a small, empty beach shack in downtown Kila Vas, where founder Sal Izzar ("Salazar") sold mocktails to thirsty beachgoers — his gift for delicious fruity concoctions, flair, larger-than-life personality, and knack for pleasing customers drove rapid growth, expanding into drinks featuring spirits and liquors. When the Concourses opened, Salazar relocated to the South Concourse, about 1,414 miles northwest of downtown Kila Vas — and Salazar's has since become one of the iconic entities Kila Vas is famous for.

Facilities (as of 2020)

• An open-air market covering over an acre
• A theme park
• 4 bars, featuring an assortment of cocktails, craft beers, spirits, and liquors
• 2 restaurants: Salazar's Little Italy and Salazar's Family
• A mini-golf area

The "Secret Menu" — ✅ Confirmed Canon

Salazar's is known for a whispered-about, hidden "Secret Menu" — available only on special request. ✅ All items below are confirmed canon by the creator.

Cocktails

• The Event Horizon — charred mango purée, dark spiced rum, activated "star dust," black lime foam; served in a small black glass orb
• The Banana Rebellion — frozen banana slurry, brown sugar bourbon, cinnamon fireball essence, vanilla; served in a hollowed monkey-skull- shaped vessel
• The Coco-nope — coconut water, fermented jackfruit fizz, lime zest, an undisclosed "lunar mushroom" derivative; served in a rune-carved coconut
• The Quantum Berry Fizz — shimmerberry liqueur, strawberry, vodka, elderflower syrup, carbonated "starlight"; served in a color-shifting glass
• The Big Blue (Don't Ask) — blue curaçao, blueberry vodka, saline ice, glacier gin, "a drop of real ocean"; served in a glass nested inside a larger glass
• The Scorched Guava Protocol — ghost guava extract, peppercorn mezcal, triple chili syrup, smoked lime; served in an audibly crackling cup
• The Fuzzy Anomaly — kiwi nectar, citrus vodka, whipped cream, basil smoke

Appearances

• Creator-provided detail (main facts and, now, the full Secret Menu)

Open Questions

• Names of the 4 general bars (beyond the 2 named restaurants) not given